Angsty and Animated
There is nothing I love more than spending my week nights at home with my two favourite people- Earl Grey, and Daria Morgendorffer. The tea is no surprise, I am a product of a tea-chugging European...
View ArticleUnintentional Stalking.
You log on to Facebook, you see that green dot next to their name. Like Gatsby and the emerald light, it is an incessant reminder of what you want and cannot yet obtain. A beacon of utter…mockery. And...
View ArticleSteve Buscemeyes
While everybody on this blog gets riled up about Osama Bin Laden, 9/11, lack of sportsmanship amongst schools, and other pressing issues…I sit here mindlessly scrolling through a certain Tumblr blog....
View ArticleDave Cox: Getting dressed has never been more interesting
The day finally came when the Teen V crew actually asked somebody to take their pants off on camera. This sounds bewildering, but it was simply one of the many amazing stunts that comedian/one man show...
View ArticleI know you’re dead/fictional/into the opposite sex, but…
We all have our mental lists of ideal mates, dream dates, and perfect life partners. Most choose famous faces they see on television, films, album covers- and although these romantic situations are...
View ArticleDude, What’s Your Talent? Bagpipe Edition.
While most teenagers are running off with their guitars and basses, trying to become the next Kurt Cobain, Judson Hoffman is taking a different musical path. For the past few years, he has taken an...
View ArticleFat Felines
An Ohio animal shelter has just announced that they are going to be heavily “discounting” their overweight cats. Having a recent influx of these fat felines, they have changed their adoption charge...
View ArticleYear’s Best Headline
On June 2, 2011, the New York Post released this simultaneously clever/horrifying/distasteful/fitting headline. “Battle of the bulge: Weiner Exposed.” This seemed pretty unproffesional and facetious of...
View ArticleStereotypical college life and my lack of excitement.
…I don’t drink “Natty ice” I don’t “partiiiiii er’night!” I don’t life frisbees. I don’t listen to Whiz Khalifa. I don’t care about “hot biddies” or “hot guuuuyz” ….these are the things that my...
View ArticleA Fond Farewell
The title of this blog references one of the saddest songs, “Fond Farewell” by Elliott Smith. It makes me weep. That is how heartbroken I am to leave New Visions. WEEP-WORTHY. This year has been one of...
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